A real connection.

An intense interlude.

An unforgettable night.

 

Want to have your cake and eat it too? Experience all the best parts of having a girlfriend without the drawbacks. You don't have to be involved in my crazy family, or hear about the noteworthy life events that I also tell my therapist. You don't have to worry about me checking your browser history or phone log or bank statements and asking who Alana Daire is and why do you send her so much money? You won't worry if after 3 dates, a few weeks of texts and phone calls, and over $3000 on dinner, flowers, shows, and presents you'll finally be able to see if the spark we have applies to the bedroom as well. We both know how our time will be spent. You won't have to worry if I have ulterior motives for wanting to be with you. There are 2 reasons I want to be there. 1) To make you feel like a King and see you leave standing a taller, walking more confident and smiling bigger than when you arrived. I genuinely enjoy making people better, and I'm very good at it. 2) Unfortunately I'm unable to pay my bills with a smile. If we meet, know I honestly felt a connection that I wanted to explore. If we get to see each other again know that the mutual enjoyment was real and I wanted to continue to developed it. I'm not one to say things I don't mean or do things I don't enjoy.  But imagine an encounter that you knew would have you feeling like a king in more ways than one.  I offer exactly that experience to people who want the best of relationship in a time frame that works for your life.

    I foster a casual, playful, and relaxing atmosphere where you can be free from the real world problems and fulfill the desire for human connection at its most fundamental level. An environment equally as likely to have witty banter, playful pillow talk, or a philosophical debate. I'm a sapiosexual who loves watching people free themselves from the chains of societal norms to be able to dip a toe into a judgement free hedonistic interlude. 

  A little bit about me and my history.  I have been to both art school and culinary school.  I also enroll myself in college courses as the desire for knowledge strikes.   Usually 1 or 2 a year. I am Neurodivergent and it definitely comes out in my personality.   I get hyperfocused and have a perfectionist streak.  Imagine both of those being focused on you?  I have lived in various areas around Pittsburgh,  as well as Las Vegas, 2 parts of Florida, and Texas.  My dog is my best friend.  My favorite color is black.  I'm 5' 1 1/2", and yes, that half inch is important.  I have a healthy appreciation for the finer things in life.  Definitely quality over quantity.  Beautiful art, delicious food, pretty outfits, and enjoyable company.  I am naturally an introvert but enjoy nights out with wonderful people. I never have a problem fitting in wherever I go.  

    GFE not your thing? More interested in 'Yes Mistress' over 'Oh Baby'? Sometimes I do too. Variety is the spice of life and all that. If you want a 'Mommy Domme' a strict but caring domme I'm right here, now be a good boy and get my throne ready. No judgement I am Fetish Friendly. Except the balloon popping one. That's fucking weird.

    I also offer a safe, judgement free, environment.  Intimacy lessons for Individuals and Couples. Maybe you want to learn new ways to communicate, connect, and please your partner.  I have extensive experience with both medical and psychological ED.  I am disability friendly.  Just let me know of your medical condition/disability and any way it might impact our time together as well as any accommodations needed.